{"id":2018,"date":"2024-01-24T16:18:25","date_gmt":"2024-01-24T16:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefunkeekart.com\/?post_type=product&p=2018"},"modified":"2024-02-03T15:22:44","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T15:22:44","slug":"electrotherapist-body-massager-2","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/thefunkeekart.com\/index.php\/product\/electrotherapist-body-massager-2\/","title":{"rendered":"ELECTROTHERAPIST\u2122 \u2013 BODY MASSAGER"},"content":{"rendered":"

SAY GOODBYE TO MUSCLE PAIN\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude0d\"<\/h1>\n
Our\u00a0ElectroTherapist\u2122 is a safe, rechargeable massager to\u00a0relieve aches & pains<\/strong>\u00a0associated with normal body wears & tears! (Prevents inflammation, burns fat, relieves muscle soreness<\/strong>, etc.)<\/div>\n

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Simply charge your device with the included USB cable and enjoy your own\u00a0personal massage therapist<\/strong>\u00a0to\u00a0relieve muscle aches and pains<\/strong>\u00a0at a fraction of the price.<\/p>\n

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HOW DOES ELECTROTHERAPIST\u2122 WORK & HOW DOES IT BENEFIT ME?<\/h1>\n

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Once the rechargeable battery is ready, the device will\u00a0automatically stick<\/strong>\u00a0onto any part of your body you place it.<\/p>\n

6\u00a0modes of intensity<\/strong>\u00a0(higher than any other product) can be used to start\u00a0penetrating into your muscle tissue<\/strong>\u00a0and contracting and working the muscles to\u00a0bring relief just like a massage therapist would<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    1. Acupuncture (Lowest Relief Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
    2. Scraping\u00a0(Low Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
    3. Kneading\u00a0(Medium\u00a0<\/strong>Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
    4. Pushing\u00a0(Medium\u00a0<\/strong>Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
    5. Acupressure\u00a0(High\u00a0<\/strong>Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
    6. Elbow\u00a0(Highest Relief\u00a0<\/strong>Intensity<\/strong>)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      RELIEF IS AS EASY AS…<\/h1>\n

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      *Simply place the reusable sticky film back on the muscle patch when done for reuse in future*<\/p>\n

      WHY TRUST ELECTROTHERAPIST\u2122?<\/h1>\n

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      60 Day Money Back Guarantee<\/strong>
      \nFree Returns & Exchanges<\/strong><\/div>\n
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      INCLUDED IN YOUR PACKAGE:<\/h1>\n
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        • 1x USB Charging Cable<\/li>\n
        • 1x ElectroTherapist Device (Battery & Attachable Patented Muscle Patch)<\/li>\n
        • 1x Manuel<\/li>\n
        • 1x Box<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

          We highly recommend purchasing more than one so you always have a backup & able to take one on the go. (Also makes a fantastic gift)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

          Free Delivery Nationwide<\/h1>\n

          SAY GOODBYE TO MUSCLE PAIN\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude0d\"<\/h1>\n
          Our\u00a0ElectroTherapist\u2122 is a safe, rechargeable massager to\u00a0relieve aches & pains<\/strong>\u00a0associated with normal body wears & tears! (Prevents inflammation, burns fat, relieves muscle soreness<\/strong>, etc.)<\/div>\n

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